#blake is the biggest fucking pick me

[jewishbarbies]

as a black person, I’ve already pocketed the Blake lively shit as “white woman business.” And obviously, not all white women are like her, but I’ve seen sooooo many white women like her and Amber Heard and Asia Argento destroy people’s lives because things didn’t go the way they wanted. I’ve seen it when I was in high school, I’ve seen it in the workplace, and now I’m seeing it here. You cannot tell me that this isn’t Blake retaliating because she doesn’t like that people didn’t approve of how she went about the It Ends with Us campaign.

all they’re doing is making it even more difficult for real victims, but blake has shown already she doesn’t give a shit about other women.

[racergirl-112]

Push Me Over - Chapter 11: Secret Plans

Sorry for the delay. I've had somethings going on in my person life, but we're so back!

Dani woke up the next morning to the sound of rain coming down outside. She tried to muffle the noise with her pillow, knowing today was one of their few days off. After the whirlwind of emotions and physical shit she had had to perform on set, she wanted to sleep. She rolled over to where her phone was and let her eyes adjust to the light as she saw she had a text from Hugh. 

Hugh: Thank you for coming by to talk tonight. I know it’s not easy on either of us, but I appreciate you being so strong. Even though we’re only friends, just don’t forget I love you. Sweet dreams sweetheart. 

Dani read and re-read the text a few times before setting her phone back down on the nightstand, bringing the blankets over her head. This damn man was going to be the death of her. All the walls and barriers she was attempting to put up between the two of them, he was slowly blowing them up and knocking them down. She fell back asleep hoping she’d be strong enough to hold her own promise. Be strong Dani, it’s only Hugh Jackman…

Meanwhile…

The rain had woken Hugh up and he was pissed about it. He was dreaming that Dani was in bed beside him, his arms wrapped around her. He hoped soon that the press would get over him getting divorced, so he could be with her. As he scrolled on his phone, a text came through from Ryan in a group chat with Dani and Shawn. 

Ryan: Good morning my assholes! Blake is in town and since we have a day off, I wanted to see if ya’ll wanted to hang out. Maybe grab lunch or dinner?

Shawn: I have some editing I need to work on, but ya’ll have fun!

Hugh: I’m down

Dani: I’d love to! I haven’t seen Blake in forever! 😀

Well this day should be fun...

The group was having a fun time sight-seeing, but now the girls had won out and they were shopping as the guys went to a pub to grab a beer. As Blake and Dani entered a store, Blake asked Dani something that took her aback. 

“So, Hugh is great right?” Blake started. Dani picked up a shirt and answered, not realizing Blake was trying to bait her. 

“Yeah, he’s super nice and sweet.” 

“I know he’s having a rough time with this divorce, but Ryan was telling me he’s never seen Hugh smile so big.” Ok, Dani caught on to that one. 

“What are you and Ryan trying to do?” Dani questioned. 

“Nothing,” Blake replied with a sheepish grin. Dani looked around to make sure no one could hear them before asking the next question. 

“Bullshit. Ryan told you something. What did he say?” 

“He said you and Hugh had quietly started something, but since Hugh just announced his divorce, you wanted to cool it for a while.” Dani shook her head, not believing what these two were doing. 

“It’s true, but it’s also more complicated than anyone can imagine.” Blake gave her a questioning look. 

“How so?” she asked, picking up another dress and holding it up to her. 

“He’s an amazing man and frankly, I’ve never met someone I was as attracted to the moment we met and who could make me sound like a blubbering idiot more than Hugh. Maybe it's because he’s such good friends with my uncle and Ryan and maybe it’s because I’m scared as shit that this is just a fucking hook-up and I don’t want my heart broken. I mean when you’ve dated douchebags your whole life and then the one man you connect with is freshly divorced, not to mention one of the biggest actors in Hollywood, it really escalates things.” 

Dani looked at Blake, trying to process the smirk on her face. “What’s the smirk for?” Dani finally blurted out. 

“Dani,” she started. “I’ve known Hugh for a long time. He’s such a sweet guy and he’s fully committed to who he’s with. He and Deb had a good run, but they grew a part. He was fucking wrecked. He spent a lot of time at the house with us and the girls as well as his kids. It was super hard on him and Ryan said that when he saw him smiling so big and it was because of someone, he was super happy to see his best friend happy again. When he found out it was you, he wasn’t very happy since you’re like his little sister, but if you two made each other happy, he was happy and so was your uncle.” 

She wasn’t sure how to process what Blake had just told her or maybe it was her just hearing the broken record of what everyone else had told her that she refused to believe because she was a delusional idiot. 

“Do you think he still wants to be with me?” she asked Blake. Blake cocked her head to the side giving her the you really just asked me that look.

“Girl, if you went running after him today, he’d welcome you with open arms.” 

“Thanks Blake,” Dani replied. 

“You’re welcome! Now, let’s get you a sexy dress for dinner tonight.”

While the ladies shopped, Hugh and Ryan sat at a pub down the road. Ryan knew that Hugh had been quiet on the Dani subject, especially as they had hung out today. 

“So, what’s new?” Ryan asked, smirking as he took a sip of his beer. 

“I don’t know mate, you tell me,” Hugh answered. “I feel like you might be up to something.” 

“Whatever do you mean?” 

“Cut the shit Ryan. What are you up to?” 

“Truth?” Ryan asked. 

“What do you think? Hugh replied. 

“Fine. I love you and Dani both and seeing you two around each other is one of the best things I’ve seen in a long time. You’ve been one of my best friends for years and I know you were heartbroken after you and Deb, but Dani has made you the happiest I’ve seen you in a long time. You need her man.” 

“I appreciate it mate, but I don’t think you get it. She broke things off with me. We decided after the news of my divorce, we’d be friends and that’s it.”

“Yeah, but I’m pretty sure you love her.” Ryan looked at Hugh and knew he had struck a nerve. “Yep, there it is.” 

“Yeah, I do and she said she feels the same, but how does this help? She was adamant she wanted to be strictly friends and I don’t want to ruin anything with her. 

“I think she’ll come around sooner than you think,” Ryan replied. 

[thefreakydeaky]

You're No Good (Part 2)

Negan x Reader

Various TWD Characters x Reader

Modern AU

Summary: Your husband came up with a way to keep you away from trouble but trouble just won't stay away from you.

Warnings: In this house we say Fuck. there's a little angst in this part. la croix smut. there is a hint of smut.

That evening as you made dinner, the instant messaging app dinged. You picked up your phone to see a response from your ex.

- Hey, I've been doing fine. The families alright except we lost Mimma and Pappa two years ago. We should go get a drink together and really catch up, when you've got time. There's a fancypants bar at that new hotel downtown. You were always into that sort of thing. Let me know.-

You smirked.

Fancypants bar

It was a very Him phrase to use. It sounded fun to day drink and hang out for a while.

-I'm sorry to hear that. My condolences to you and your family. I would like to catch up. What day are you off?-

And just like that it was set in motion. You pushed the stir fry around the pan. You heard the garage door opening and took off your apron.

Negan called out to you as he came inside. You turned off the stove and went to him.

The tall handsome man put his arms around you encircling you in his embrace. You leaned up and pressed your lips to his in a quick peck. He laughed. Then ducked his head and kissed you properly. His lips molded to yours. You stayed connected for a moment. He slowly pulled away.

"What you makin'?" Negan asked following you to the kitchen.

"Oh, just stir fry." You told him.

He took out a couple of plates and set them on the counter. You began to serve your dinner as he got a beer and a soda from the fridge.

"How was your day?" He took a seat at the table.

You picked up the plates and then set them down. You got utensils and brought them to the table.

"It was alright." You thought for a moment to tell him you had run into Rick Grimes, but you decided against it. "Nothing interesting. I bought a new dress."

"That's nice." He took a bite of his food.

"So, I don't want you to think I'm upset with you, because I'm not, but-"

His eyebrows raised. He looked mildly concerned.

"Another one called me today.” You kept your tone even.

“Who called you?” He asked not understanding.

“Someone you’ve …seen or someone you’re seeing.” You tried again.

He winced.

“We had talked about you using face recognition to lock your phone, remember?" You imparted with forced calm.

"Shit. Baby, I'm sorry. I hate to do it. It's such an inconvenience, but you're right. If it's the only way to prevent this from happening I'll get it done."

You nodded.

"Thank you."

He took your hand in his and kissed your knuckles. Your text message app chimed. You ignored it in favor of eating dinner with the man you loved.

••••••••••••

On a bright and sunny Saturday, You and Negan drove to one of the biggest parks in the city. It was beautiful, green and teaming with vegitation. The big elm trees offered a lot of shade and the lake at the center made the weather, that bordered on too hot, more bearable.

There were tables set up and booths with carnival games. An Axe throwing area was set up off to the side. There was an area being used to set up the catering that had been ordered as well.

Hand in hand you let Negan lead you up to his boss. He introduced you (again) to Mr. Philip Blake, a man of average height and unremarkable features. He acted pleasant enough.

You shook hands and made a comment about how nice it all was. Mr. Blake called his wife and daughter over and you greeted them as well. They were in matching floral printed shorts and pink polo shirts. You found it cute and smiled at the little girl.

"Well, there's plenty to do around here. You have to sign a waver for the axe throwing, but it's safe enough." Mr. Blake commented.

"We'll try it out." Negan replied.

The men nodded cordially at one another and you parted ways.

"What would you like to do?" Negan asked you as you stopped by different booths to check them out.

"Mm...what about the ring toss?"

Negan smirked at you.

"You sure about that?"

You nodded.

When it was your turn at the game, you were handed three rings each. You watched Negan go first. He missed the first one but landed the last two.

"Good job, My love." You kissed his cheek.

"Can't wait to see you try it." He teased.

You played at glaring at him.

You turned the first ring in your hand and hooked your hand as though you were throwing a frisbee. You moved your wrist sharply. It whizzed past the bottles and hit the tarp behind them.

The corner of Negan's mouth twitched. You shook your head.

You tried the same move again, this time you tried not to move so tightly. The ring landed upright in between the bottles

You made a sound of disappointment.

Negan chuckled.

"Last one, You've got this." He encouraged despite his amusement.

The last ring you held between both your hands and tossed into the air. The red plastic bounced against the bottles and tumbled to the floor.

You pouted.

Negan laughed lightly. He pulled you into his side, his arm around you lower back.

"It's okay, Baby. Throwing was never your thing."

"Yeah, yeah." You pretended to be mad about it. In truth, your lack of agility didn't bother you, you just liked to see Negan smile.

You moved on to a booth where you would throw darts at balloons. Negan gestured toward the stuffed animals.

"I'll win you one." He boasted, throwing you a wink.

You scoffed at him.

"Sure you will."

He threw the first of five darts and immediately hit a green balloon. The next two darts popped two more balloons in a row. With the the fourth one he struck the board between two rows and both balloons popped.

You clapped, grinning at the absurdly joyful look on his face. He got ready to throw the fifth dart.

You jumped at the feeling of a hand on your shoulder and turned, missing Negan's throw.

"What are you doing here?" The torso you found yourself looking at was all that was eye level for you, you had to crane your neck to see the man talking to you.

"Be?" Your eyes widened.

You would not have imagined you would run into him here, the man you met in a motel room twice a month. Memories flashed through your mind, the giant of a man with his hands tied together, laying naked under you as you rode his long cock. Memories of teasing him and edging him until he was on the verge of tears. Making him cum so hard that he whined as he reached orgasm. Then again, was it any wonder that you wouldn't know? He was very strict about keeping the details of your lives private. You didn't even know his real name. He told you to call him 'Beta'.

His brows were curled down in upset.

"You shouldn't be here." Beta insisted.

"I, uhm, someone I know works for-"

"I don't care! She'll see you!" He said in a hushed but urgent tone.

"Just ignore me. She will only know if you give it away." You huffed pushing his hand away from your shoulder.

Beta grabbed onto your forearm and started pulling you away.

"Hey!" You hissed. "Let go of me!"

The giant of a man ignored you still tugging you along behind him. You looked around frantically for your husband.

"Excuse me. You wanna get your fucking hands off my wife?" Negan cut in coming to stand between you.

Beta seemed startled by Negan's sudden presence. He let go of your arm.

"Oh, uh, your wife? My bad." He stuttered, looking from you to Negan and back. He didn't seem to be intimidated by Negan. Rather, his eyes kept darting toward the seating area somewhere behind you. "My bad." He repeated and walked away.

Once Beta was a good distance away, Negan turned and picked something up off the ground. Still feeling anxious and freaked out by what had happened, you watched as he came to you and deposited a rainbow colored bear into your arms the size of a small dog.

"Are you alright?" He sounded annoyed, but there was concern under it.

You nodded. You stared at the stuffed animal mutely for a minute.

"You should be more careful who you choose." He sniffed. "It sucks for me to have to meet them."

When you looked up, Negan was no longer standing in front of you. You caught sight of him going back toward the tables where some of his coworkers were sitting. You wiped away the tears that were welling in your eyes and started heading to the booth that was giving out lemonade.

[fourthwingingit]

My hcs for the rwby girls body types bc it bothers me that there's not enough buff girl rep in the fights anime (all images described in alt text, pls inform if i missed one)

Disclaimer: we will be getting into both fashion muscles (looks only) and function muscle (function only) dont @ me with the "thats impractical" bull. Its a mix of course some of it will be

1) and most obviously

Yang xiao long

I think she looks like clarissa sheilds (with a slightly hourglass-y-er shape, just a liiiittle bitty bit extra)

Who is clarissa sheilds? You may ask! SHES A PRO BOXER WITH THE WORLDS BIGGEST "oh shes VERY athletic bu- OH MY GOD SLEEPER BUILD" I'VE EVER SEEN

Not flexing? Yeah shes strong no doubt. Those abs could probably crush you but is she Really a pro ath-

HOLY FUCK GUNS!

Anyways yang is a boxer and it should be her arms yall lesbians thirst over. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

2)

Ruby rose

I actually think her muscles are more hypertrophic (bigger, sort of fashion muscle vibes) than her sisters. But shes got The Ultimate sleeper build (sleeper build is "jacked but doesnt initially look it" for those wondering). Tho her sleeper build is bc she layers so many clothes on top of clothes lmao.

That being said, i think shes got a lithe build with Powerlifters arms n legs. Why? She casually yeetz herself and controls a gun that can yeet her. She picks up other people all the time. Canonically speaking ruby should be able to armwrestle nora

So in conclusion:

3)

Blake belladonna

I think blake looks like an MMA fighter! Which means lithe for cardio, mildly hypertrophic from conditioning, and Beefy Core

All im saying is yang shouldnt be the one whose abs are lusted over in this ship. She canonically wears a crop top that Looks Like The MMA Outfit!!!!

I will also accept an acrobats/gymnasts build bc of All That Jumping she does. But all that would do is give her Ultra Strong and Flexible Thighs on top of the core of steel

4) the reason i made this list

Weiss shnee

Now i understand the impulse to draw her like the ballerina she appears to be! I get it! But i dont think it suits Her. It certainly makes sense from a family standpoint, but not from a personal standpoint

This one even seems to be in her costume (almost). Clearly inspiration was taken, and ballet is a major inspiration in how she is dressed. But it is Not an inspiration in how she Moves!

She moves like a rapier user. She has Perfect form. Look up fencing and HEMA winners for her build, while you can build her grace like a dancer (clearly) you cannot say her general movements are anything but swordplay.

Look at this model. She is still graceful here, just like the ballerina was before, but she is no longer graceful for you to look at. She is graceful for a reason. Wasted movement is wasted time. Wasted time is a battle lost.

Her arms appear more toned, she appears more strong and isnt pathalogially soft (which she WOULD be if she was a ballerina lbr).

Weiss isn't build like a ballerina because she rejected the idea not because she couldnt be an excellent one. And she should have less twiggy arms!

[whalechief]

I wanna try the Mid-Year Book Freak Out Tag for 2023 :3c

Will post below cut with what I've read thus far this year~ (minor spoilers ahead for *checks notes* Atlas Paradox and How to Sell a Haunted House (but not rly that last one)

Best Book You've Read So Far: OK, I went back and forth because there were some good reads (🥁) this year. I will say both Ninth House and Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo (both from the Alex Stern series) | I think this is the best introduction into dark academia, truly. It's rarely in a lull, but never too much going on at once. All characters seem to be important in their own way, if not now then later, and I just...I love the characters aaaah!!

Best Sequel You've Read So Far: The Atlas Paradox by Olivie Blake | Obviously spoilery, but as a Callum fan, I wanna say that the fallout of what happened in book one was very interesting to see in a character with his personality. The first instance we see of him is who he 'takes on' in the mind test, expecting one of the others but finds himself. I just...man, I focused so heavily on Callum and Tristan that I forgot a large chunk of the rest, but I know it was all good...I just hyper-focused for a moment, OK?

New Releases You Haven't Read Yet, But Want To: Yuwu by Meat Bun | I have the copy, I had it pre-ordered, but...well, another book you will see down in the post put me into a slump, and now I am slowly working my way back to physical copies (I've been audiobooking the last month or so), but I've seen fan art and I'm feral already for that good shit

Most Anticipated Release for the Second Half of the Year: I'm blanking completely, a lot of things are coming out around right now that I want to read and it's been hectic, BUT for sure Yellow face by RF Kuang

Biggest Disappointment: How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix | You ever read something so shit that you go from rinsing through books, reading non stop, to....like a full on reader's slump for weeks? Yeah, it took me 3 weeks to pick up another book entirely, I hated hated that book...ugh. I finished it, but at what cost? My time, given to a cast of characters that are all entirely shit. That is why I'm only at 27 books into 2023...

Biggest Surprise: Paris The Memoire by Paris Hilton | OK, I knew a bit about Paris Hilton's dj and had sort of heard something about her time in the reform places, but...wow. She really is out here exposing your ass, Provo Canyon School, get fucked. I think if you're wanting to know what kinds of places Dr Phil sent kids is like from the inside perspective, Paris went through it again and again and also fuck men and the male gaze. Anyway, love Paris, want the best for her, xoxo

Favorite New Author: Ali Hazelwood, probably. I have only read Love Hypothesis so far, but I am eager to jump into her other works. I am also interested in reading more of Holly Black's work, as I've only read The Cruel Prince and am curious if she holds up!

New Favorite Character: Hm...Darlington from Leigh Bardugo's Alex Stern Series | At first, he seemed pretty cut and dry, cookie cutter Yale boy. Yeah, well we were WRONG OK? He's beautiful, amazing, deep, deserves to be pegged, OK I said it.

Book that Made you Cry: I am not a crier, so I did not cry. However, I will say that I was left emotionally cold after finishing No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai | The character is technically fictional, but to find out at the end that this is...just technically a fictional character, and we don't know what happened where we left off but have a good idea is....Yeah, had to pause it during seasonal depression because it was too heavy for my mental state at the time.

Favourite Page-to-Screen Adaptation: I've seen the trailers, so it counts. Jujutsu Kaisen season 2 | I read this after the anime first aired, and I will never not be excited to see Toji on screen. I will not spoil anything, I will just sit back and be Big Excite.

Book You Want to Read Before the End of the Year: Once Upon a Broken Heart by Stephanie Garber and The Sun and the Star by Rick Riordan...and also A Darker Shade of Magic by VE Schwab I know, it's been out for forever and I own a copy, I just keep starting it and...idk what happens, but I forget to read it...

Anyway, this was fun ✌️ will be posting every reading update on Goodreads, as per usual. Add me on there, my name's also WhaleChief on there.

Full list of books read in 2023 (bottom is first, top left is most recent):

[reashot]

This is not the Christmas gift that I promised you but this will serves as a tie in for that. And yes this is Lancaster.

Blake the Author

Tukson: Hey Blake where am I supposed to put this poster up?

Blake: Shh... Don't use my real name. I can't have anyone finds out that I'm actually the author of this novel.

Narrator: Unbeknownst to everyone including her friends and teammates. Blake is hiding the fact that she's currently the author of a rather famous book series that's taking the City of Vale and beyond by storm called the "Knight's of Rose: Chronicle. " It tells a story of a young knight-errant and a princess from a small kingdom. Their adventure together and especially their romance are written in such a detail, it is as if the author herself were present when she wrote it. But because of personal reason Blake did not use her name when she published the books and instead she publish it under a pseudonym named...

Tukson: Oh, my apology. Madame Noir... Now tell me where the fuck should I place this poster?

Blake: Just, just put it somewhere people can see it.

Tukson: Also why do you need to have a book signing here? There's literally better places for you to hold your book event.

Blake: It is, if I don't want to meet someone I know of. I have to keep this a secret after all.

Tukson: Okay, if you say so.

Blake: Besides there will be tons of people that will be coming to your book store celebrate the release of my new book; Knight's of Rose 3. On a bed of Roses.

Tukson: Sounds painful...

Blake: Hush you philistine. This the book where they finally realizes their love for one another and have a chaste kiss.

Tukson: Uh, huh. Do they at least bang with each other in the end?

Blake:

How dare you! The love shared between them are nothing indecent like that. The love between them are wholesome and perfect. The Knight Janus and Princess Rose does not need to "bang" to confirm their love for one another. Instead they only need to look each other in the eyes and see each other soul reflected through them. Their love for each other so pure that anyone watching... I mean reading them will feel mentally and spiritually fulfilled.

Tukson: All right. I didn't mean anything by it.... Oh right, I almost forgot. The two people you hired to cosplay as the characters you just said will be late.

Blake: What?! But I needed them for my book signing. How am I going to find another two people to help me with it.

Jaune: Excuse me is this where the book signing is going to be?

Ruby: Yeah, we came all this way to get our book signed by the author themselves.

Narrator: Seeing her friends walks into the store. Blake silently scream and she felt her own heart try to escape from her mouth. And true to her Faunus side, she quickly hides herself behind the table when confronted with something she's afraid of. All the while praying to whatever gods she believes in that Jaune and Ruby didn't saw her.

Tukson: Sorry we're not open yet.

Blake: *why the F did you not close the door?*

Tukson: *Because almost nobody goes here. Here wear this mask. It's an unsold comic book merch*

Narrator: Putting on the mask Blake then emerge from behind the table to greet both Ruby and Jaune while putting on a rather thick accent.

Blake: It is nice to meet you my dear my name is Madame Noir. How may moi be of service?

Jaune: Madame Noir my sister and me are your biggest fan. Can you please sign this books for us?

Ruby: Can I also please have my book signed too? I only started reading it when Jaune recommend this series for me. But I really like this story very much and I really like the character princess Rose very much.

Jaune: Really, Ruby? Well my favorite character is Janus. So, I guess our favorite characters matches with each other.

Ruby: No way! My favorite scene between them is when Janus and Rose fought together against a giant dragon.

Jaune: Well I just like it when Janus and Rose just interacting with one another. If I can pick one favorite scene. Is when they first met. I can't believe someone can be so dense for not realizing her feelings towards him.

Ruby: I know right! Both princess Rose and Janus are my OTP. I mean how stupid could she be for not realizing it sooner. She clearly only seen to be comfortable with him. My favorite part is when Rose gives Janus the encouragement he needed to keep going.

Blake:

Thank you for the meal....

Narrator: While Blake is enjoying the sight in front of her eyes. A wicked thought starts to enter her mind.

Blake: Oh my adoring fans I would love to give you my autograph, but you have to do something for me first.

Jaune&Ruby: Of course!

Blake: I want you to cosplay as Rose and Janus for my book signing.

Jaune&Ruby: We're in!

Tukson: Wait a second... Bla. I mean Madame Noir can we talk for a minute, alone.

Blake: I'll be be back my children and the costumes are in the back. Don't forget to put it on...

Tukson: Blake... Did you use real life people as inspiration to write your book?

Blake: ...Yesn't.

Tukson: Blake. This is not right.

Blake: I'll tell you what isn't right! Seeing them day in day out. Interacting with each other without seeing any pay off. That isn't right. They have feelings for each other I knew it in my heart. But they refuse to admit it. So in desperation I wrote a fanfic of them finally being together and it ended up becoming a best selling series.

Tukson: Wait. So they're not actually together?

Blake: Enough! I will not have my ship be questioned. They are together and I refuse to believe anything that says otherwise. *Walks out of the door*

Jaune: Excuse me Madame Noir we finished wearing the costumes. So where do you want us to help you out?

Ruby: I must say this dress is not so bad. This is Princess Rose's combat dress from book one right? And Jaune. You look so cool. You're actually wearing a full body armor now and not just wearing it in some parts of you.

Jaune: Thanks Ruby... And you actually look very pretty in that dress.

Ruby: I am? Well thank you Jaune ☺

Blake:

*drop dead on the spot*

Tukson: Oh brothers. Wake up Bla- I mean wake up Madame Noir. Wake up!

Some times later

Narrator: After slowly waking up from a shipping related coma. Blake or Madame Noir can be seen later signing books for her adoring fans. While Ruby and Jaune poses with their costumes.

Fan: I can't believe I just met the Author of my favorite series.

Blake: Thank you for supporting me.

Fan: OMG can I ask the Princess Rose and Knight Janus cosplayers to enact a scene from the novel.

Blake: Hmmm. I don't know. Rose, Janus what do you think. You all okay with it?

(Rose:) Oh we won't mind. Do we Janus?

(Janus:) Of course my princess. I will obey your order no matter what.

Fans: Squee!

Blake: 😻

(Rose:) Now tell us what scene would you like us to reenact?

Fan: How about when Princess Rose and Janus "eloped" together to get away from Rose's fiance Garmin Westchester.

(Rose:) Ah. I like that scene too...

"My brave Knight. Why are you entering my room this late at Night?"

(Janus:)

"I beg your forgiveness my lady. But I cannot let you marry that cad Garmin. If my lady wants it I can get my lady out of here right away. "

(Ruby:)

"Oh, do tell me sir, Knight. Why would I want to run away from here? My duty is to my kingdom and if my duty is to marry Lord Westchester's son then I will do as duty commands it."

(Janus:)

"Then why do you said it with your back turned against me?"

(Ruby:)

"Because, because I have no need to do so. You should watch your tongue, Knight. You are speaking out of line."

(Janus:)

"Then, do you not mind his hands when he touches you? Caresses you? His breath as he said he loves you? And would you not mind it when his body and yours joined together?

If you say you want to marry Garmin, then I will leave you alone my princess. And I will not mentioned it ever again."

(Rose:)

"N-no, of course not. But I have my duty...."

(Janus:)

"Then turns and look at me in the eyes when you said that my princess."

(Rose:)

😭"I-I-I'd rather die than to marry that pig.

You were right Janus. I don't want to marry him but I can't just leave. I have my responsibility."

(Janus:)

"Then I will kidnap you, take you far away from here."

(Rose:)

"Then it will no longer be you helping me to escape. It will just be you taking me from my will. "

(Janus:)

"I would rather you hate me, but be happy and free in returns."

(Rose:)

"Even if we managed to escape my father will find and kill you."

(Janus:)

"A small price to pay. For my lady's happiness. But I will say this. I am not afraid to break my vow to your father. Because I swore my loyalty to lady Rose not the King."

(Rose:)

"Why would you go so far for me?"

(Janus:)

"Because we're friend... And mostly because I don't want to see you marrying someone you don't like"

(Rose:)

"What you are suggesting can be seen as elopement. And does that means I should marry someone like you?"

(Janus:)

"No my lady. Marry anyone that makes you happy. I am but a Knight with a meager land to my name. I can't possibly make you happy. "

(Rose:)

"But what if I say, I really do wanted to marry you. What will you do?"

(Janus:)

"Then... I would make you the most happiest woman in the world. I will never falter in my marriage to you and I will only have my eyes on you."

Narrator: Everyone that watches the scene suddenly founds themselves on the floor unable to process what just happened.

Fans: They are so perfect for each others.

Blake:

Tukson: Ah, now I can see why people ships them.

[rooster-the-love-of-my-life]

Hiya, Friend!!!

Congratulations!!!

I was wondering if you could do a Maverick x (fem?) reader? Kind of an AU where they are married and have a 4 year old daughter. Mav invites them to the Hard Deck to watch the students play football on the beach? Message me if this request doesn't make sense or if you need more information.

Thank you and Congratulations!

~Lizzie🌺

Sure!!!

The sun was shining up on the beach as Y/N walked in with her daughter in one hand and a picnic basket in the other. This was not how she had planned on spending her Friday afternoon, but she didn't mind.

Just half an hour ago her husban had messaged her and asked her to come to the Hard Deck to see all the team play football and Y/N wasn't going to miss this chance for the world.

Settling down into the cool sand she sat her daughter down, who immediately started playing with the sand, and looked up too see her husband playing with his pilots.

This was a sight for sore eyes. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell walking among the studs of top gun and looking better than then!! This was a crime. No one could look as good as him when their old.

Maverick could feel her eyes on him, so her turned around to wave at his girls, but just then he got knocked down to the ground be Hangman.

"You can stare at the missus later, Cap. Keep you head in the game." He said as he waked by.

"Yeah, yeah." Maverick muttered, getting up with Rooster's help, cleaning himself off and then turning around to hive his family the award winning smile he had.

Y/N couldn't help but shake her head at his actions. This continued for a few more rounds. A few were won by Mav's team and a few were won by the opponent team. Soon Maverick walked away from the game to go to his wife and daughter.

"Hello there pretty lady." He said, smirking and sitting down next to his wife.

"Hello there captain." She replied.

"How are my two girls doing?" He asked ruffling the hair on his daughters hair, who in reply squealed with joy.

"Just admiring the view." Y/N replied, nodding over to tbe sweet covered men and women playing.

"Well, honey, the view is better over here." Maverick said with a hint of jealousy.

"That's something I can't argue on." She replied chuckling. "Do you have a deal with Satan or something? How can you look so good?"

"When I've got a beautiful wife and an even more beautiful daughter, I have to keep you with the beauty." Maverick said fluttering his eyelids and pouting.

"Yes well you're my favorite dilf." Y/N replied kissing his lips.

"Dilf?"

"Yeah. Dad I would fuck."

"That I am. Now who's ready to go jnto the water?" Maverick said picking up his daughter and spinning her around.

She was giggling and Maverick had the biggest smile on his face. Looking at the sight in front of her, Y/N knew these were the moments that made it all worth it.

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[ravenadottir]

what’s ur favourite route to play in s2

favorite route might be lucas' with a heated/bitch mc.

while i sprinkle some... angst (?) in it? i'm flirting with marisol, noah, gary and lucas all at once, and you know what? BEST ROUTE EVER.

things like going for operation nope, and making him angry because he's worried about hope even before knowing i said yes to going for noah.

fully breaking up and hooking up with someone else, usually gary, during nope's argument.

having public fights about how our couple is pretty much broken and there's not a chance we would do anything if we won the mud challenge.

i love being messy in the game because i wouldn't be like that in real life, you know?

also, i don't bring anyone back from casa amor because that automatically eliminates lucas, so what i do is i say i don't care about noah bringing blake back, after being the biggest... let's say my mc feels pretty free in casa amor... with a lot of people.

volunteering for challenges, sharing beds, kissing girls and dudes, she doesn't give a fuck.

when back, and having to share the bed with lucas, who i always save, it's really about those little stings we exchange with him, calling him a friend so he calls you buddy the next morning.

I LIVE FOR THAT LINE, BY THE WAY. BEST LINE.

and they warm up to each other with the post-beach day cooking. they talk, i'm more amicable, more into him again, he confesses things, tries a pick up line, it's great.

when hope asks me who i want to be with i say lucas' name immediately, and she goes to him to talk about the recoupling, it's really cute.

i like this route specifically because it's filled with all types of emotions. at times i was cackling about how pissed he can get when you tease him in the wrong way, and sometimes i was pissed at him, because he can be a little shit (affectionate) when he wants to.

lucas, as a guy in the villa, is pretty much getting into mc really fast, and with the angst of this route i feel the flavor is all over the place.

best part, lucas is not the one bringing blake back, you get to make out with marisol, gary, lucas and noah, and during dinner??? LOOKS FROM EVERYWHERE.

i always make my mc go on multiple paths so she can have everyone's attention, it's... tremendous. highly recommend.

in case you need, here are some links to get this route done:

marisol's guide ~ lucas' guide ~ noah's guide

guides masterlist

if you need anything, let me know anon. i love exploring new routes whenever i can 💜💙

[razorblade180]

Actor AU 3

The previous one<-

Penny:*dancing on set*

Nora:Someone seems happy.

Penny:🎶First episode I don’t have to wear props! 🎶 This is so liberating!

Nora:You read the script right?

Penny:Just let me vibe!

xxxx

Neo:*hanging off ledge*

Cinder:.....Long live queen. *pushes her off*

Ruby:Yo! Let’s add a lion king character!

Director:No!

xxxx

Ironwood,Broadcasting:.....

Everyone:.....

Ironwood:*leans it closely* You have one hour...or I poison Gotham Harbor.

Yang:Pay up Weiss! I told you he’d say it!

Weiss:Damn it!

Ruby:*laughing hysterically.

xxxx

Adam:*sips tea* Now you’re probably wondering why I’m on set for V8 when I have not scene or relevance. The answer is simple.

Neo:*hits Yang of the edge*

Blake:Yaaaaang-

*faint laughing offset*

Blake.....*snickers* You asshole, I was in the zone!

Adam:I’m just adding to the tension!

Yang:*hanging from harness* You should’ve yelled “Lionized!!!!!”

Adam:Oh that would’ve been great!

Blake:You two are the worst!

xxxx

Right after Cinder stabs Penny

Jaune:Penny!!!! H-Hold on!

Penny:J-Jaune? I don’t...I don’t feel so g-good... hehe, this...*tearing up* this really hurts...

Jaune:*crying* Don’t speak! My semblance, I’ll...I

Penny:No...don’t. No time, but....there’s still something I need you t-to do. Cinder...can’t get the power and the relics. *reaches for blade*

Jaune:W-What?! No, I....I can’t-

Penny:It’s okay Jaune. *smiles* Everything is...gonna be okay.

Jaune:*raising bl-

Director:Cut!

Jaune:Huh?

Penny:Hmm? *sits up* Oh no, did I miss a line?

Director:*points to Cinder*

They turn to see Weiss comforting the the woman with a hug while trying not to laugh at the situation.

Penny:What happened!?

Weiss:She’s crying over the scene!

Penny:What!? *runs over*

Cinder:I am so sorry I ruined take! You were doing so well. Too well! Ugh, god damnit!

Penny:Awww you know I’m fine right? Come here! *hugs her*

Weiss:Cinder fall everyone, the biggest teddy bear around. *wipping eyes*

Jaune:You’re crying too!?

Weiss:I am the second biggest teddy bear around.

xxxx

Jaune:We have to go!!!

Winter:*points at Cinder*....Sleep with one eye open.

Director:Cut! Why!?

Cinder:Hahahaha!

Winter:I couldn’t help myself.

Director:Be angry!

Bloop!

Winter:*glares* The next time I see you I swear, I’ll have your head!

Director:Less angry!

Cinder:That one actually kinda scared me. Haha geez, Winter giving chills!

Bloop!

Winter:Can I curse?

Director:We’re already at the limit before we’d have change ratings.

Winter:Dang it! I just one F bomb!

Director:We’ll put it the gag reel.

Bloop!

Jaune:We need to go!

Winter: Tsk, *points sword* You are going to pay for everything you’ve done! So watch you fucking back...

Director:Happy?

Winter:*grinning* Yeah that felt great!

xxxxx

Bomb starts sliding slowly.

Qrow:*clenches Clover’s pin*

Bomb falls off plan set

.....

Vine and Elm:.....

Harriet:Well...boom! I guess!? For the love of- *face palms*

Qrow:....Uhhh I haha, I think hahaha- hahaha! Can we maybe tilt the plan a little less!? Oh boy! I guess someone should’ve grabbed that.

Harriet:You know what, can we keep this ending!?

Robyn: Rename the whole episode haha. “Adults watch bomb slowly fall”

Vine:Okay but I like how we’re all just waiting for it to stop, and then just tips right over! The moment it started moving I knew it was going way too fast!

Elm:Mission failed everyone. We’ll get em next time.

xxxxx

Interviewer:How do you think fans will react to this finale?

Penny:Well I can’t spoil anything for obvious reasons but I hope it resonates well. It’s fun having my character be around for a finale for once, and with so many other roles she doesn’t get interact with much. It’s been really fun.

Interviewer:Oh yeah? Who’s been best to work with?

Penny:Oooo that’s tough. My cousin, Nora, she’s been fun to interact with this volume. But uhhh I think I’ll give it to Jaune. We don’t have many scenes overall together but...it’s hard explain. I feel like between my character and his, there’s this kinda mutal headspace they have for their friends. If I had to pick a person I would say Jaune would have the ability to open up Penny in a way nobody else could.

Interviewing:Interesting, well I hope you both get more interactions and that this finale debuts well.

Penny:Thank you!

xxxxx

Winter:*dragging Ironwood off*

Emerald:....Wait, I know I do illusions, but how did the Ironwood not hear or feel the wind coming from an airship several feet away? I kicked up dirt and alerted Amber in volume 3.

Director:....Do we have time to rewri- no? Okay... just don’t think about it!

xxxxx

Nora:Someone cut the signal!

Watts: *playing Galaga* Hehehe all according to plan.

Neo:Change the tab! It’s- we see it in camera! Haha!

Watts:*strokes mustache* I know. That’s how genius I am. Cracking codes and high-scores! Muhahaha!

xxxx

Ruby:Fun fact, we have two Hound costumes. One where he’s mainly doglike and the other when he’s beating up people. But I you wonder who’s playing him under all that? *takes mask off*

Cardin:Sup.

Ruby:Forever a bully, even behind the set.

Cardin:Pfft am not.

Penny:You had a laugh tossing me!

Cardin:You don’t count, you’re family!

Penny:Ah!?

xxxxxx

Yang:*holding camera* Pssst!

Ren:*sipping coffee*???

Yang:Ready for our fight in the snow?

Ren:I can’t feel my toes! I’m gonna yell at you and then walk away.

Yang:I’ll mess up so we’ll stay here longer.

Ren:Yang! We can have a real fight in the snow right now!

Yang:Heheh, kidding. Mostly.

xxxxx

Ruby:Blake have you heard of Among Us?

Blake:Wh-what?

Ruby:Among Us. You gotta do tasks without an imposter killing you. I only bring it up because we’re rebooting the power. Someone always dies in electrical.

Blake:Ruby this is real life. Besides this way more Resident Evil, but with no- Tyrant!

Hound:*busts through window*

Ruby:Wny is it always electrical!!!?

xxxxx

Ironwood:*doing shirtless pull-ups*

Ozpin:He’s getting ready for his fight scenes. Trying to look winded but a little bulkier in the moment.

Winter:*watching Ironwood*

Ozpin:*snickering* Winter is trying to get into the mindset of having to a play a character who has to go against all that. The agony of fighting someone you looked at for so long.

Winter:You can call it like it is. I’m gawking a little.

Ozpin:She’s gawking a little.

xxxxx

Hazel:*grabs Salem*

Salem:*squeezing his biceps* Its like my entire torso. You eat a bear for breakfast?

Hazel:Oh my god.

Salem:You know this isn’t the worst way to go out. I had a good run. At least you hold me, unlike Ozma! Why didn’t you hold me like this!?

Hazel:You’re so ridiculous.

xxxxx

Set crew adjusting lighting in manor. All but one stays on.

Oscar and Penny:*waltzing underneath it*

Nora:...I like how on or off camera I personally lose the dating game while another redhead wins.

Ozpin:Which pair you talking about?

Nora:Huh?

Yang and Adam:*cracking jokes*

Nora:This is nonsense! Where’s Jaune!?

Weiss:Food run with Ruby.

Nora:Aaaaaggghhh!

[blakemitchell242]

This sex dreamy scene pairs one of the best booties around with one of the best and BIGGEST tops! Tight tushed Tyler Hill and bonetastic Blake Mitchell can't keep their hands, lips and loins to themselves the minute they step into the bedroom! After a hot, heavy and handsy make out session, both boys grab one another's prized pieces before Tyler turns around and cracks a smile offering Blake his best side.

Mitchell mashes his mug inside Hill's hot little hole while thumbing the tight tunnel. The horned up hottie begs our titanium top to put it in but Mitchell's massive uncut member desires some lusty licking. Tyler slurps the perfect piece down while Mitchell tweaks the twink's nipple. Hill plants a kiss on Blake then hikes a leg up, unable to resist his rumps need for a raw ramming. Using only natures lube, Blake busts inside Hill's horny hole and quickly puts the porn pedal to the metal.

Our famous cock cam goes in from underneath as top man Mitchell teases Tyler's tasty tush with his expert skills, working his wang all the way out then slamming the super sized schlong back in deep down to the balls. Blake is always in cocky control and always lets his boys know exactly what he wants and right now he wants Hill to hop on his huge hog for a ride. Hill hops on the big dick highway and drives Blake's big rig up inside his hole, steering the stiffie to hit his hot spot.

Mitchell puts his muscles to work by picking the tight bodied twink up to turn him over while keeping the kid corked with cock the entire time! He gets on his feet, mounting the spread eagle slut like a lion to dig deep. Blake takes the boy's booty on a tantric tour all over the bed in ever porny position imaginable before landing the lad on his back with his bone about to blow. With fuck me hard fanfare Tyler lets his load loose, covering his boyish blemish free flesh with fresh cream.

Blake keeps bangin' butt with Hill in toe curling heaven as he's cumming close himself. He whips his whopper out then splashes seed into Hill's hairless hole with a wallop! Still convulsing and twitching from pure pleasure, he shoves that wonder weapon back inside Tyler's warm tush. Then, Hill grabs his gorgeous top, pulling Blake onto him for a hot cum covered kiss.

[onewomancitadel]

its honestly really interesting to read skimming eye as a not really knightfall shipper! i think the biggest thing is i enjoy how *you* specifically portray them and their relationship which makes your fics SUPER nice to read. i love your metas and analyses and even just silly posts about them, so even if i dont personally like the ship all that much...i like how you write them <3 which is very fun!

sidenote: i definitely agree that with larger ships its easier to find fics that align with your perception of the characters. when i was BIG into bb i rarely had issue finding stuff i liked. now that im mainly into ruby/neo and ruby/blake (....and ruby/mercury....) its near impossible to find fics that are both well written, match how i see the characters, and arent like. 200 words tops.

not being a suck up but also i just think youre a genuinely good writer! so that also makes skimming eye fun to read :)

(ps: thank you for reading my fic rhejrje im almost embarrassed to know you did because i dont think its really that good LMAO gonna have to up my writing game now)

Yeah come to think of it I know what you mean now about reading fic for a ship you don't ship, because I read one yesterday by an author for a rarepair I didn't expect to hit (one half character I was never really into, other half semi-controversial character? Explicit rated - I liked the linguistics bits, that was funny, and the sex - oh good grief) - but it did! I'm very pleased I managed a characterisation you enjoy.

I think I just want to know because I'm a survey type of person, and also because I have mountains and mountains of insecurities, I do worry about 'pushing' my pairing on other people. I was initially worried when you followed me and so on because of that, and I also worry that my meta posts and silly posts are annoying. I worry a lot about annoying people lol.

And yeah regarding bigger ships, it really can be a matter of statistics... or even like, a ship with more arguably accessible canon grounding can come to some point of consensus. BB has its given characterisation, and Yang and Blake don't suffer from nearly the same characterisation issues in fandom as Ruby, Jaune or Cinder. I think BB as a pairing is interesting and more than the flattened sunshine gf/shadow gf, but fandom flanderisation always happens, and it's a canon fact that they're both respectively given more depth, so it's more likely to seep into fandom - e.g. Yang is traumatised and lonely, and has abandonment issues; Blake doesn't have parent issues and is actually funny and silly, etc.

But I think Jaune/Cinder is probably the most difficult fucking ship I ever could have fucking picked. I want to headdesk honestly, I've discussed before how much I don't like a lot of their respective fandom reception so we don't need to revisit it, but it does make life a little tougher on that front. On the other hand, I've also argued Jaune's arc relating to Cinder's is exactly how you legitimise the two of them lol. I think his arc is related to hers and has been for a while.

Finally, you're totally not a suck-up, but I would like to be fed grapes and someone fanning me with a palm frond. Lol jk

Thank you for enjoying my fic most of all, and yes I've read your fic, I've commented on it! <3 Don't be embarrassed!

But yeah I mean... fic writing is fun, even if I'm not reading all the time. I love writing when I forget how much I hate myself. Lol!

[ladieswttda]

One in a Million (Guns n’ Roses x Fem!Reader)

Chap.1

Description: The tour life of a rock girl band in the 80’s, but not without their not so normal friends and band called Guns N’ Roses.

Warning: some curse, and a light mention of alcohol and drugs. It’s not a warning, but Mötley Crüe is going to appear into the chapters

Words: 2911

"Fuck, fuck, FUCK!" Y/N exclaimed as she ran down Sunset Strip trying to get to the bus, and of course with a huge bag trying not to bump into anyone and screaming 'sorry' to a guy she almost knocked into the ground.

Today was the day her band would take a new level. They were going on their first big tour, opening with Guns N' Roses for the crazy band called Mötley Crüe. She was beyond excited, but as always she was super late. The bus was supposed to leave at ten am and was already eleven. Y/N was certain that they had already left her in LA, but she had a little hope they waited for her because they couldn't replace their amazing drummer.

Y/N was relieved when she spotted a huge bus with a not so tall redhead smoking a cigarette and kinda stressed talking with, what looked like, the bus driver.

"I'm sure she's coming, Sir. She's just a bit, how can I say.... slow?" When the driver was going to say he was done and the bus was leaving, they heard a scream and turned their heads "I'M HERE! I'M HERE!!"

Axl blew a breath that he didn't even knew he was holding "You almost made they leave you here, sweetheart." Y/N smiled at her old friend and handed over one of the bags to the driver, with a quiet 'thank you'.

It wasn't new that the girls from Y/N's band had a great friendship with the boys from Guns. And more obviously because Ayla, the guitarist, was Slash's sister, so they knew each other from a long time.

"I'm so fucking sorry, Ax. For real, a lot happened and..." She was going to start explaining, when he put his finger over her mouth and smiled "It's okay, let hop in the bus before someone scream at me again, and at you now." Y/N nodded and they started walking into the bus.

When they got inside, the first thing Y/N noticed was that the girls were already having a friendly conversation with the mötley boys, which was great and how Steven looked worried.

"What if she died? And how we just abandoned her here? She's going to be..." Before he could finish, Axl cleared his throat and everyone looked at their direction "Look who I found outside?" He had a hand on Y/N's small back and she weirdly smiled and waved.

Steven ran and hugged Y/N with all force he had, almost crashing her "You're alive! We were so worried abou you..." Ayla laughed and replied "You were worried, Stevie. We all knew Y/N would be late." She said rolling her eyes making Y/N roll her ones too.

"What happened this time, sweets?" Izzy asked hugging her.

"Actually the question is, what didn't happened?" Y/N answered setting her backpack in one of the sits.

"Are you sure you didn't over slept with a groupie?" Blake, the bassist asked earning a laugh from everyone besides Y/N, who kindly answered "Fuck off, will you?"

"Before we continue with Y/n/N story time, let's introduce her to the them." Axl said and pointed to the older band "Guys, this is Y/N, the drummer." She smiled, not sure if they were mad at her for the lateness "I'm so sorry for being late..."

Before Y/N could continue the tall drummer interrupted "Its okay hot stuff, we all lose the time track, don't we pals?" The other mans nodded their heads "I'm Tommy, the old man there is Mick, the blonde bitch right next is Vince guy and then we have Nikki." He pointed at them and they waved at her too "I know who you are..." Y/N said laughing a little at the adjectives Tommy gave for his band mates.

"Even better!" Vince winked at her making Y/N blush a little.

When they finished introducing, Y/N turned to her best friends and band mates who were already waiting in one of the sits "Hey girlfriend!" She exclaimed while hugging Ayla, who was Slash but in a female form. "Hello, my love..." They laughed at how they always said their hi's as a couple.

"You two date?" Nikki pointed at the two girls, they shook their heads and Ayla explained "For the press yes, they think we are a big orgy." She rolled her eyes and Y/N giggled at how her best friend hated the midia, like she did too of course, how sexist they were to say stuff like that just cuz they were fucking best friends?

Turning to the brunette and super tall bassist, more known as Blake " Heya, Y/n/N!" They hugged and saying hi lastly to their amazing blonde singer Sofia, who gave her a little kiss on her cheek "Where's Duff and Slash?" She asked sitting between Blake and Steven, who was more relaxed now that his bestie ( hehehe cute) was here safe and sound.

"Slash is passed out in one of the bunk beds and Duff is..." Suddenly Duff pop it out from the tiny bathroom interrupting Iz "Missed me sweetheart?" He asked giggling at her, who jumped and crashed him into a bear hug "Always, giraffe!" Besides him she looked like a smurf, not that she was normally tall, but with him it was like he turned everything into small ants.

"Now that everyone is settled, I wanna now what or who made our amazing friend late?" Axl said with his well known smile.

Y/N knew she could lie and make a false statement, that her car broke or something like this, but she was a terrible liar, so she decided to say the truth "Well, remember that my dad was working on a huge case and it was for a very famous person?" The girl's nodded indicating she could continue.

"What he does, kid?" Mick asked "He's a layer, actually both my parents are." Y/N answered gesturing with her hand and he nodded.

"When did you dye pink under your hair?" Steven asked as if nothing was happening, making Y/N giggle at Axl and the others impatient faces "Yesterday, Stevie.Needed a new look, don't you think?" He smiled and nodded at the girl "Continuing, happily the case was resolved and my dad's client won, so as a gratitude gift he gave my dad some tickets."

"Tickets? How this place into you being late?" Blake asked getting confused.

"Well, my dear friend, he happened to give backstage tickets to his show..." Everybody was paying attention to the girl and she was making even more mystery now.

"For gods sake woman, spit it out!" Everybody laughed when Tommy screamed at her, Y/N laughing too "It was tickets for Aerosmith, and the client happened to be Steven Tyler." Especially the girls were shocked, following the other men's reaction.

"You got fucking BACKSTAGE tickets for a fucking Aerosmith concert and didn't tell us???" Ayla jumped from her sit and started hitting Y/N with a jornal "Stop bitch! I didn't get! My father did, I just fucking went!" The boys were surprised that she wasn't that shy as she looked when she entered the bus.

"And now we have the true Y/N." Izzy laughed at the scene, but stoping as soon as Y/N gave him a mortal look "Just joking sweets, just joking!" She rolled her eyes and turned to their curly guitarist "If I could, obviously I would take you guys, especially you Lala." Ayla smiled at the sweet nickname.

"How it was it???" Sofia asked gripping and shaking Y/N arm.

Remembering last night Y/N smirked and put a hand in front of her mouth starting to giggle "STOP, you are doing the face when you get the D!" She laughed even harder at the bassist.

"You fucked Steven Tyler, Y/n/N?" Duff asked more curious then ever.

"NO, fucking hell!" She couldn't stop the giggles "I wish guys, but no..." Y/N shrugged "But the concert was fucking amazing, I thought I was going to have an orgasm right there." Everyone started to laugh "But the thing was after the gig, we were invited to the after party."

"You even went to the after party? Aren't you a luck bitch?" Nikki exclaimed receiving right after a push o his shoulder from Mick "Have some sense." Y/N shook her head with a smile "It's okay! Actually my dad is! I just came along with my bro's."

"And Mrs. Y/l/N?" Izzy asked "Nope, girl's night with her friends." Y/N shrugged and turned to Stevie, when he poked her arm "Yes, Stevie?"

Steven was the biggest fan of Aerosmith she knew. Y/N was sad that they didn't went together, but little did he know she was already planning the next time they were in the same city "Did you take photos with them?" He asked with a little smile.

Was clear that Y/N had an inexplicable connection with them, but nothing explained how much she loved Steven. Not in a romantic way, and not denying that sometimes she would do some naughty things with him, but they were best friends since high school. Y/N always saved him from fights and problems from school, sometimes when his mom would kick him out, her parents would let him stay with them, making him forever grateful for Y/N's huge heart.

"YES, how could I forget? They are in my bag pack, pick for me Ax?" He nodded and   picked the pinky glittery bag, yes she was on a rock band, but how could you not love glitter? "Why do you have so much stuff?? Look, why do you have so fucking much medicine?" Axl hold a little bag with some meds "Well, I'm the mom of the group, I need some back up. If I don't have all this, the next thing you know she's vomiting." Y/N pointed at Blake giving them a weird smile.

After some minutes Axl found Y/N book of polaroids, dropping to her lap, she started flipping the pages till the last page where the photos were "Here! Everybody come closer." All of them got around her, sitting in one of the tables in the bus, with Axl on her left and Tommy on her right "Okay this first one is from de beginning of the gig, then this is... me and the band in the back playing."

"Nice dress, Y/n/N." Sofia pointed at the photo with a smile "Thanks, Sofs. I think I got last summer." Y/N flipped the page showing more pics from the gig "Doesn't he look like a god?" Stevie said "He is a god, Stevie!" Tommy said picking the photo from Y/N making her stare at him "Sorry, just got excited" He laughed but gave back the photograph saying sorry.

She flipped again, now the photos from the after party "Didn't your old man got uncomfortable with all the booze and drugs?" Vince asked "Nah, he's used with rockstars. It's not the first time he provide services for a famous person..." Y/N shrugged "So you are rich rich?" Nikki asked, making Mick poke his arm again "You truly don't have sense, do you?"

The girls were trying their harder to not to laugh at how Tommy, Vince and Nikki looked like Mick children. "Well, you can say my folks are, i'm not. Yet..."

"Oh my god, look at this one! Isn't Joe Perry looking at your ass?" Blake screamed.

"Oh, yeah." Y/N smirked "You naughty little bitch, you slept with him, didn't you?" Ayla said laughing "Yes, of course with my father and my two brothers in the same place,I escaped and fucked him in the bathroom." She rolled her eyes at her best friend "This is me and Steven, then me and the whole band. Then Joe whispering in my ear for my number." She smiled at the memory, Y/N always had a crush on him and when this happened she almost died at the moment.

"Did you give?" Izzy asked sitting on Axl legs to have a better look at the photographs , making him grumble at the guitarist.

"Nope, but he did." She giggled like a teenager girl when her crush ask her out.

"Are you going to call him?" Duff asked "Maybe, dunno, he's like 37?" Y/N bite her nails thinking "What's the problem? He seems to be nice enough to not be a creepy." Blake words made Y/N think, maybe she should call him.

Before they could continue, the tour manager cleared his throat making everybody look at him "We are going to stop at a gas station, so you guys can eat, hydrate, piss, I don't know. But please don't destroy or rob something!" He said looking directly at the mötley boys, that only looked at each other and laugh "Of course Johnny, we have some girls to impress" Tommy said looking at the girls.

Blake did a sass face and looked them up and down, trying to control her giggles "Yeah, sure drummer boy, you wish." Ayla and Sofia laughed too, making him blush, who'd thought that bad boys would blush at some rock girls?

Y/N put the book back into her bag, picking some cash to buy some food and something to drink "Who's gonna wake Slash up?" Axl asked already in the bus door "I can go!" Y/N said, going to the only bunk bed that was with its curtain closed.

Opening it, she could see only his naked back and how his hair was everywhere "Hey, sleepy boy, wake up." She stroked his back receiving a pleased 'hmm', but still not moving "Slash, honey, we stopped so we all can eat something, you need to wake up."

"But it's so good right here" He turned and shook the hair of his face "You should join me..." Slash smirked at Y/N who only did a negative sign with her head and pushed his hands "Nops, get your ass up here or I will... I will cut your favorite leather pants!" He stared at her face thinking if she would do it. After solids two minutes he gave up and got out of the bed "You can be very nice, but you still are a little minx sometimes, i don't trust you with my babies..." He grumbled and crossed his arms "Don't be such a baby. I can cuddle with you when we get back! Or you are too macho man for that?"

Slash was a little behind her, so when she said that he ran a little and hugged her waist, nuzzling her neck "Baby girl, for you I have both sides..." Y/N laughed loudly, making some other people in the convenience store look at them "I already said for you to stop calling me that, people will think we have a thing!" She said poking his hands that were on her hips "People thinking you date me is that bad? He made a fake cry sound "If you weren't such a whore, I wouldn't care." Slash couldn't stop laughing at her statement "Not a lie, Y/n/N."

After some good 30 minutes they had found everything they needed and went to check out their stuff "24.60 dollars." The cashier said with a bored tone "I pay, add a pack of marlboro, please." Slash gave the cashier a 50 bill making Y/N complain "Hey, why you paying my stuff, dickhead?" He smiled "Always treating my lady the way she deserves..." Slash winked at her, making her roll her eyes.

Picking their plastic bags, the duo returned to the bus, and setting the drinks into de mini fridge "Everyone is here, right?" The manager asked and received 'yeah' and 'yes' from the guys "Okay, we can pull off!"

"I'm going to sleep again, you coming?" Slash asked Y/N "Yep, just let me put a hoodie." He nodded waiting beside her, talking with his band mates.

"We can go." She extended her hand to him who happily accepted "You two don't forget to use condoms!" Axl screamed and hit high five with Izzy.

"Don't fucking start." Y/N flipped him off and got into the bunk bed, Slash following her movements.

He laid behind her and hugged her waist "I don't know why you still pay attention to his comments..." Slash nuzzled his nose on her hair and neck "That's nice" She hummed at his actions, he gave little kisses to her skin in response "And, other thing, we all know he's jealous of me..." He said making her kick his leg "You are not the only one who cuddles me, curly boy." Slash pinched her hip " But i'm the best on bed..."

Well, with great friendships, great relationships come too. It's a not a lie that Y/N and the girls would have a little more than a friendship with de boys once in a while, but more exactly Y/N, she was the closest with the boys and sometimes they would have some escapades...

"Okay, Saul" Y/N giggled "Believe what you want." Slash hugged her even close and whispered to her ear "You can be sure, sweetheart." They giggled "Night, curly boy"

"Good Night, Y/n/N."

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[heyyyharry]

a ‘my girl’ interview

I did one for the Flatmate series so I thought the MG babies deserved one too :D This is like a boyfriend/girlfriend tag where they answer questions about each other :)

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Harry: Hi! I'm Harry and this is my wife, Bambi–

Bambi: That's not my name.

Harry: We're here to answer questions about our relationship to show her dad that our marriage isn't a bad idea.

Bambi: Hi, Dad.

(Harry whips his head around, his face pallid, and Bambi bursts out laughing)

Harry: You need to stop doing that!

Bambi: Anyway! (yanks the piece of paper from his hands) Let's begin!

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Question 1: Who is my celebrity crush?

Harry: Bambi's got so many. She's cheating on all of them with me.

Bambi: Biggest celebrity crush then.

Harry: Easy. Yours is Leonardo DiCaprio. (to the camera) She cried watching Django Unchained because Leo cut his hand on set but kept on acting.

Bambi: Not true!

Harry: You did cry! You wouldn't even let me touch you!

Bambi: (rolls her eyes) I mean, yes, I cried, but Leo's not my biggest celebrity crush.

Harry: You literally said that if you could vote for the Oscars' winners, you would've picked Leo over me. (to the camera) Yes, I was in the same category as Leonardo DiCaprio.

Bambi: (to the camera) I never said that, because Leo would've still won without my vote.

Harry: (gasps) TRAITOR!

Bambi: But no, babe, (clasps his shoulder) my biggest celebrity crush is...you.

Harry: (places both hands on his heart) Aww, really?

Bambi: Yes

Harry: (tv host's voice) AND THE OSCAR GOES TO– (points at Bambi, she smacks his hand away, he laughs) Anyway, who's my biggest celebrity crush?

Bambi: Ruby Ellis.

(Harry stares at her. She stares back, trying to keep a straight face.)

Harry: (tilts his head) Bambi, come on.

Bambi: Okay, sorry, (smiles) Rihanna.

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Question 2: Where is the most public place we have had sex?

(Both sigh, look at each other, then laugh)

Harry: Everywhere?

(Bambi slaps him on the arm)

Harry: (to the camera) Every sex question is her picks by the way.

Bambi: Answer the question, please.

Harry: Why don't you answer it first?

Bambi: Niall's listening party.

Harry: Wait, we had sex at Niall's listening party?

Bambi: Yeah, we did, we went to the bathroom–

Harry: (speaks at the same time she's speaking) Did you have sex with someone who looked like me?

Bambi: (continues speaking as she covers his mouth with one hand while he laughs) –while everyone was listening to the last song, and you fucked me on the sink, and the lock on the door was broken so you had to keep one hand on the doorknob.

Harry: (removes her hand, eyes wide) Yeahhhhhh, how did I forget that? I didn't even know I could multitask until that night. That was pretty insane.

Bambi: (to the camera) Niall, if you're watching this, we're sorry and we loved the album.

Harry: (to the camera) Our favourite album of all time! (back to Bambi) For me, it was that time on set after we'd finished filming a sex scene, and you were going on and on about me spanking my co-star, and the only way to shut you up was dragging you to the back room.

Bambi: (glares at him) The spanking wasn't on the script.

Harry: I was in character. And you know spanking you is like a habit for me.

Bambi: Yes, you were in character, and that girl wasn't me, so what kind of excuse was that?

Harry: (laughs nervously at the camera) NEXT QUESTION!

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Question 3: What is my favourite sex position?

Harry: Oh, we've actually discussed this; we've got the same one. Cowgirl.

Bambi: But we don't call it that because it doesn't sound sexy. So...it's the one where I ride his dick.

Harry: Wow, you are blunt.

Bambi: (ignores the remark) I remember you saying you loved me on top because you wanted to watch my boobs bounce. (peeks into her own shirt) Even though they're nonexistent.

Harry: Don't shame your boobs! They're my favourite things in the world. I will fight you! (squints his eyes at her) But wait, I find it weird that you love being on top but at the same time also love being dominated.

Bambi: (shrugs) To be honest, I prefer doggy style, but I hate not seeing your face when you cum.

Harry: Oh my God, same!

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Question 4: What part of your body is my favourite?

Bambi: My eyes.

Harry: (fakes a gasp) How did you know?!

Bambi: I can read minds. (smiles) What's my favourite part of your body?

Harry: (smile mischievously)

Bambi: My favourite part that's not your dick.

(Harry frowns and huffs angrily)

Bambi: Hurry! (checks paper) We've got three questions left!

Harry: My...(pokes at his own cheeks) dimples?

Bambi: (purses her lips) To be honest, I don't really know. It's different every time I look at you.

Harry: Baby! (heart eyes, pouting) You make my answer sound shallow.

Bambi: (shrugs) I can just say I love your arse.

Harry: No, it's fine. I prefer the cheesy answer.

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Question 5: What is my best childhood memory?

Bambi: Yours is the first time you skipped Mrs Knox's class with your friends and spent the whole afternoon swimming in the lake behind our school.

Harry: Wait, did I tell you that?

Bambi: You did. You said it was "the best day" of your life. (pretends to look upset as she stares at the piece of paper on her lap)

Harry: Aww, baby (kisses her temple), my best childhood memory is always the night we met. And I assume it's yours as well?

Bambi: (looks up, smiling widely) Nope. Mine's the time you got beat up to bring Thumper back to me.

Harry: I'm glad my suffering and childhood trauma brings you joy.

Bambi: (pinches his cheek) It really does, yeah.

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Question 6: How old was I when I had my first kiss?

Harry: Ha! You lost your first kiss to me because you kissed me without my consent!

Bambi: Did it even count as a first kiss?

Harry: It so did.

Bambi: A kiss requires two people. You didn't kiss me back so...(to the camera) I was sixteen and it was with Blake Roman.

(Harry glares at her. She grins, throws an arm around his neck and kisses his cheek)

Bambi: Yours was when you were fourteen, right? With a girl with braces?

Harry: (sighs) Josy Sinclair. We were in the closet during a game of seven minutes in heaven. I think she bit my tongue by accident. She also let me touch her boobs over the bra.

Bambi: So you've always been a boob guy.

Harry: I guess so.

Bambi: When Blake and I kissed for the first time–

Harry: (covers his ear) Lalalalalalalala

Bambi: Very mature, Harry.

Harry: (still covering his ear) I can't hear you!

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Question 7: Why do you think you were attracted to me?

Harry: Because you've got a fetish for older men.

Bambi: I have not! Blake and I were the same age!

Harry: You hated him at first, though.

Bambi: Doesn't mean I didn't want to fuck him when I first met him, though.

(Harry clutches his chest as if he'd just been shot and pretends to fall off the chair. Bambi bursts out laughing and pulls him back up)

Bambi: Honestly, I don't know why you were attracted to me. And I don't even think you know. I don't even know why I was attracted to you.

Harry: Yeah, I think it just...happened, you know? Like I said in my vows, you kinda just...grew on me.

Bambi: Awww (grabs his face and kisses him softly). Same.

[me-myself-and-my-fos]

Family Dinner

Pairing: developing!Gary King x Nic Blake, ft. Elizabeth Blake

Word Count: 2k

Summary: Nic, Elizabeth and Gary have their first dinner together

Warnings: mentions of bugs, mention of bugs in food

Tag List: @certified-soft-si-content @selfshipfeelings @dancing-with-skeletons @hyperionshipping

“If you don’t stand still I swear to God, Gary–” Nic snapped as she walked into the dining room. He had been pacing all day and she swore he was going to wear a trench into the floor. She set a plate of fish and fries on the table and headed to the kitchen to get the other two. Elizabeth had been insistent on having fish and chips for their first dinner as a family and Nic wasn’t one to deny her daughter that.

“I’m nervous!” He told her exasperatedly. He had been waiting for this since Nic told him Liz was more than happy to meet him. Living arrangements were still up in the air, but worst comes to worst Andy might let him crash on his couch for a bit. But this was big. Liz even decided to come home early for this. She was supposed to come home Monday after school but it was now Sunday evening and she was expected to be dropped off any moment.

“I get that but stop fucking moving,” Nic told him, putting the final two plates on the dining table. “Liz is probably just as nervous as you are. She’s been waiting for this her whole life, you only found out she existed yesterday.”

“But what if I fuck this up? Say something she doesn’t like?”

“She has the biggest heart, it’ll be hard to make her not like you. Unless you tell her that you hate bugs. Then it might be a deal breaker.”

“Wait what?” For the first time in an hour Gary stopped pacing and stared at Nic.

“Oh yeah, Liz adores bugs. She likes making worm farms. She wants to be an entomologist when she gets older.” She told him, going back to get the drinks. “She’s also a huge nerd. Very into D&D.”

“Into what?”

“Dungeons and Dragons?” Nic set the cups of water on the table.

“Oh yeah. Didn’t you do that in school?” Gary asked her, peeking through the curtains to see if Elizabeth had arrived.

“Excuse you, I didn’t just play it. I founded the club at school. And I was the president of the club.” Nic half-bragged, walking over to where he stood. She took his hand gently and squeezed it, and he looked at her. “She’s going to love you. And the fact that you want to meet her is a huge deal for her.” From the look in his eyes he didn’t seem too convinced. Nic sighed and brought his hand up and pressed a kiss to his knuckles. “You’re gonna do great, Gar.”

A car door slammed outside and Gary snapped his attention back to the window. “I think that’s her.”

Nic leaned over to look out the window. “Yep, that’s her.”

“She really does look like you,” Gary commented.

“But she has your eyes,” Nic said as she let go of his hand. She walked over to the front door and looked back at Gary. “Quit looking out the window. You look creepy.” He grumbled something under his breath and moved away from the window as Nic opened the front door. Elizabeth came running up excitedly, bag on her shoulder and backpack in her hand. Nic gave a quick wave to Catherine before bracing herself for the hug from Liz. She stumbled back a moment when Liz tackled her into a hug, but hugged back immediately. “Hi my love, I missed you so much.” Nic pressed a kiss to Liz’s head.

“I missed you too!” Elizabeth told her, grinning up at her mother. Gary cleared his throat and gave a half wave to Elizabeth when she looked over. She looked back at her mom. “Is that him?” She whispered.

“Yeah, and he’s a little nervous so give him hell,” Nic whispered back.

Elizabeth nodded and kicked off her shoes before dropping her things to the floor. She walked over to Gary and held out a hand to him. He glanced at Nic—who gave him a nod—before taking Liz’s hand and letting her shake it. “I’m Elizabeth.”

“I’m Gary King.” He smiled at her.

Elizabeth pulled her hand away and stared up at him. “You’re shorter than I thought you’d be.” His face fell as looked at Nic. She snort-laughed and hid her face.

“Liz, have you washed up for dinner?” Nic asked.

“Not yet,” Elizabeth admitted.

Nic ruffled her daughter’s hair. “Go upstairs and wash up.” Liz nodded and ran up the stairs to the bathroom. Nic closed the front door and smiled at Gary. “She likes you already.”

He let out a nervous breath. “She does?”

Nic nodded and took his hand, squeezing it comfortingly. “I can see it in her eyes.”

Elizabeth came back downstairs and the three sat at the dining table. They were about to start their meal when Elizabeth spoke up.

“Oh mom, you forgot the mayonnaise!” She said, jumping out of her seat and running to the kitchen. She grabbed the bottle from the fridge and came back to the dining table.

“That’s right, I’m so sorry,” Nic said as she cut into her fish.

“It’s okay!” Liz told her, squeezing the mayonnaise onto her plate. She set the bottle on the dining table before Gary took it himself and put some mayonnaise on his own plate. “You like mayonnaise with your fries too?”

Gary nodded. “Where do you think you got it from?”

“So are you like a rockstar?” Elizabeth asked him, taking a bite of her fish.

“Would it make me cool if I said yes?” Gary asked her. She nodded. “Then yes.”

“Awesome.” She grinned.

Nic shook her head as she cut her fish. “No, Gary, no.”

“No?” He cleared his throat and leaned back in the dining chair. “No, I’m not a rockstar. But I used to be in a band…”

“That’s still pretty cool,” Elizabeth told him. “Do you like bugs?”

“Uh…” Gary looked to Nic for help but she was too busy eating, pretending she didn’t hear the question. He looked back at Liz. “I don’t mind them?”

“Mom’s really scared of them. I love bugs. But I get in trouble with them sometimes.”

“What kind of trouble?” Gary asked. That at least might mean she’s more like him than at first glance.

“Well there was one time I dug up some worms from the schoolyard and I really didn’t like my teacher so I just put them in her coffee.” Elizabeth grinned at the memory. “I got in trouble for it and mom wasn’t too happy, but I thought it was funny.”

“That sounds hilarious,” Gary laughed at the image. “I would’ve loved to see that. Did your mum ever tell you the time she released–”

“Woah,” Nic spoke up and waved her hand, interrupting Gary. She knew exactly what story he was about to tell. “She–she doesn’t need to know about that.”

“Aw come on,” he whined. “Why not? She needs to know how cool her mum was in school!”

“Some memories are best left forgotten,” she insisted.

“I wanna hear the story!” Elizabeth protested.

Gary nodded, gesturing to Liz. “See? She deserves it. After all, curiosity killed the cat.”

“And satisfaction brought it back!” Liz added.

Nic sighed, rubbing her temple. “Fine, this once.”

Gary clapped his hands together happily, looking at Liz with a grin. “Your mum released some chickens into the school! It was beautiful, they shat all over the principal’s desk!”

“Okay, language,” Nic said sternly. “No swearing in front of Elizabeth. I don’t want her picking up that kind of language.”

“You’re not fun,” Gary huffed as he leaned back in his chair, absentmindedly playing with his food with the fork.

“But Mom, you swear all the time in the car!” Elizabeth added.

Nic’s face went red with embarrassment. “Well– sweetheart, I do it out of frustration. Your father does it for fun.”

“Swearing is fun!” Gary protested.

“Can I hear more stories?” Liz asked.

“I’ll tell you stories if you tell me stories too,” Gary proposed. The ten year old nodded happily, a large grin on her face.

Dinner was composed of them swapping stories, Nic interjecting to correct Gary on any details but mostly sitting in silence. She couldn’t stop smiling, though, as she noticed how similar they looked at the moment. The same twinkle in their eyes, the same smile and mischievous energy. She swore they even had very similar laughs. Once dinner was finished, Nic washed dishes while Gary and Liz talked some more before Elizabeth had to go take her evening shower. When she got out they watched Family Feud, a tradition Nic and Liz had on Sundays, something Gary was happy to join in on. Closing in on 8:30pm, Nic told Liz it was time to start getting ready for bed. It was disappointing that the evening was over so soon but Nic assured her that she would see Gary again in the morning.

What surprised Gary was when Liz got halfway up the stairs before rushing back down. She ran over to where he sat on the couch and hugged him while saying “Goodnight, Dad,” before rushing upstairs to brush her teeth. He looked to Nic who only gave him an encouraging, but also teary eyed, smile and followed their daughter up the stairs.

As she tucked Liz into bed, Nic pressed a kiss to her forehead and rubbed her thumb over her daughter’s cheek. “I hope you had fun tonight.”

Liz nodded. “He’s cool and funny. I like him.”

Nic laughed softly. “I’m glad. This was really important for all of us.”

“Mom?”

“Yes, sweetheart?”

“Is it okay if he stays? Like, lives with us?” Liz asked.

Nic nodded at her. “Of course, if that’s what you want and you’re comfortable with it.”

“Okay. ‘Cause it’s what I want.” Liz said.

“I think him living here will be good for both of you,” Nic said quietly before pressing another kiss to Elizabeth’s head. “Goodnight, Liz. Sleep well, my love.”

“G’night, Mom,” Liz mumbled tiredly, burying her face into her pillow. Nic gently got off the bed and shut off the bedroom light. She smiled at the sight of Liz for a moment before closing the door, leaving it only cracked open. Quietly she headed downstairs to where Gary still sat watching the tv.

Falling next to him on the couch, she muted the tv. “Elizabeth said she’s okay with you staying.”

His head snapped over to look at her. “She is?”

Nic nodded. “She likes you a lot. I think spending time together will be good for you both.” He stayed quiet after she said that. She could tell something was up, like he was busy thinking. “You okay?”

“I didn’t expect her to be calling me ‘dad’ so soon,” he admitted with a slight laugh. Nic reached over and took his hand, squeezing it. “I just hope I don’t mess it all up.”

“You won’t,” Nic assured him. “I have faith. I’m really happy you wanted to meet her, though.”

“She’s a good kid. You raised her well.”

Nic smiled bashfully. “I will admit it wasn’t easy, she’s your daughter after all. Absolutely knows how to give me hell.”

“But she is a good kid. Better than I ever was.”

“Hey, you weren’t bad, just… wild.” Nic smiled at him. “But that’s the past. Now we have the present and the future.” She gave his hand another squeeze. “After Liz goes to school tomorrow, we have a lot to talk about, you and I. We have some rules to put in place, appointments to make you, and for the love of God, I am getting you new clothes.”

“What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?” Gary asked, offended.

“They’re literally the only clothes you have at the moment.” Nic laughed. “But that’s for the morning.” She leaned over and pressed a kiss to his cheek. “Thank you for this.”

“Thanks for letting me meet her,” he replied, throwing an arm over Nic’s shoulder.

[enamoured-x]

so it goes

Summary: When Alex moves in across the hall, Rio knows he’s in trouble. A good girl like her would never want anything to do with him, or so he thinks. 

Word count: 1.2k

Chapter 5 

“We already had a girl's night.” Alex explained to Hope as she placed bouquets in the fridges and took out old ones that hadn’t sold. 

“No, we’re talking girl’s night out.” Julia explained as she passed by sweeping. 

“Also, me and Julia couldn’t go the other day. So that doesn’t count.” Allie yelled from the back room. Alex rolled her eyes. 

“Come on! Just a low key bar, just to get out of our houses for a change.” Hope argued. She wasn’t wrong. The four of them were home bodies and these days, girl’s night consisted of wine and movies. 

“Fine, fine! It would be nice to switch it up.” Alex said and shrugged. 

“Yes! Okay, tonight at eight?” Alex nodded her head in agreement.

“Sounds good.”

Alex arrived a few minutes late to the bar the girls had picked out. They were right, it was pretty low key. It was only a little busy tonight but nothing too crowded. Alex looked around before she spotted them sitting down in a booth. She made her way over and got in on Julia’s side. Allie pushed a cup towards Alex. 

“You guys know me so well.” Alex said as she took a drink from her old-fashioned. 

They immediately got to talking about the latest gossip. Julia was the biggest gossiper Alex knew and she did not hold back telling them the latest with people at her job and her other friends. 

It was an hour later, when they had just about finished their second round of drinks. But before Alex could get up to go to the bar to order more, two guys walked up to their table. Alex had to admit they were both attractive, one was pretty tall and lean, the other a bit shorter but more muscle to him. 

“Hey, ladies. Can we buy your next round?” The tall one spoke. Alex read the expressions on her friends. This was supposed to be a girls night, they showed no interest in the two men. So Alex spoke up.

“I think we’re good. Thank you though.”

“Come on, there’s no reason we can’t all be friends.” He said. 

The other one stepped in, “come on, what are you having?”

“No, that’s okay.” Allie said this time. 

“We’re just trying to be nice, let —” Before the tall one could finish. He got cut off. 

“I think the ladies said no.” Alex would recognize that voice anywhere. The two guys turned to look at Rio who stood behind them, hands in his jacket pockets. Her heart fluttered at seeing him and then she remembered the situation. 

“And I don’t think we were talking to you.” The shorter one said. Alex rolled her eyes, now very annoyed at these men. Rio didn’t seem to be phased though. 

“Now you are. So wassup?” Rio asked as he stepped closer to them. He was just as tall and a hell of a lot more intimidating than both of the guys combined. 

“You don’t want to start a fight with me, man.” The shorter one said. Sure, he was buff and looked like he could knock a guy out no problem. But Rio, something about Rio told Alex that he could do some real damage. Dangerous came to mind, the word the girls had used to describe him.

“Start a fight? Here? Nah, I’m a gentleman. I wouldn’t start a fight with women around. We could however take this outside and me and my buddy over there,” Rio pointed to a bearded tattooed man sitting at the bar watching them, “can set you both straight.” 

The two men looked over at the guy at the bar and then back to Rio, Alex could tell they were nervous now. Anyone would be, not only going up against Rio but his friend who looked just as intimidating. 

“Or, you can leave these ladies alone and walk away.” Rio suggested. 

Alex turned to spare a glance at the girls, only they weren’t as worried as Alex was. No, they were hiding their smiles, well at least trying to. 

“Whatever, man. Let’s go, Blake.” The taller one said. Rio stared them down till they walked out. Then he turned to Alex and the girls with a small smile. 

“Hey, mama.” 

“Thank you.” Alex said. 

“Yeah, seriously. Thanks!” Hope chimed in and all the girls said a quick thank you. 

“Nah, it’s no problem. How about I grab you ladies another round?” Before Alex could protest Rio turned his head to the bar.

“Yo, Will. I need another round of whatever these nice women were having, put it on my tab.” He shouted to the bartender and the man, Will, nodded back. 

“Rio, no—” He cut Alex off.

“Don’t worry about it.” All the girls exchanged thank you’s again. He waved them off. 

“Sorry, I don’t think I’ve properly introduced myself. I’m Rio.” He stuck his hand out to shake hands with them. Alex rolled her eyes at their smiling faces. They were too happy about this and Alex was sure to get an ear full when they were alone again. 

“Rio!” The bartender got Rio’s attention and motioned to the drinks that were on the bar.

Alex was about to get up and Rio put his hand on her shoulder.

“I got it.” He said with a little smirk and then walked away. 

“Holy fuck, Alex!” And there it was. 

“Seriously, Alex. Why haven’t you banged him yet?”

“He’s totally into you!”

Alex groaned, “would you guys keep it down?”

“He was literally about to get into a fight for you.” Julia said. 

“He probably would’ve done that for any girl in this situation.” Alex reasoned. She wouldn’t put it past him. 

“Maybe but he did it for you—” She was about to continue before she noticed him walking back with the drinks. 

He placed them in the middle of the table and everyone grabbed their drinks. Rio took special notice of which one Alex grabbed. Old-fashioned? Interesting. 

“Thanks, Rio.” Alex said. Rio smiled, he’d buy all their drinks if they wanted. Anything to keep Alex smiling at him like that. Like she appreciated him. Like she cared. 

“No need. I’ll let you ladies get back to it. If you want another round just tell Will it’s on my tab.” Rio knew Alex wouldn’t do it but he figured maybe her friends would push her to if they did in fact want another round. 

“Enjoy your night.” He said to them, sending Alex one last smile before walking away. Alex bit her lip and stood up, following after him. She grabbed his arm and he turned around. He didn’t say anything, just tilted his head, waiting for her to speak. She didn’t know what to say when he was looking at her like that so she got on her tiptoes and leaned forward, pressing a kiss to his stubbled cheek. Rio swallowed hard. Damn, he liked her. He wanted more than that but again, it wasn’t the right time. Or maybe he was holding off because he knew deep down that she wouldn’t accept all of him, at least not the very bad parts. But damn did he like the feel of her lips on his skin. 

She didn’t say anything, instead she cleared her throat and walked back to her table. Where her friends were all watching her like hawks. 

“First off, that man definitely wants you and secondly, we’re definitely getting another round.”

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*   bopping  along  to  forever  by  drake  is  𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐑  ,  the  twenty  two  year  old  cis  man  thrown  back  to  their  business  days  with  none  of  his   memories  .  voted  most  likely  to  move  out  the  country  ,  alis  was  known  for  being   resilient &   facetious ,  go  figures  you'd  always  find  them  being  threatened  to  be  kicked  off  of  the  football  team  ,  but  grew  up  to  be   audacious &  untrusting  .

what’s  happening  cuties  !   listen  ,  i  cannot  join  a  group  without  giving  the  fattest  and  biggest  warning  that  despite  being  in  the  rpc  for  a  minute  now  ,   i  still  suck  at  introductions  .  embarrassing  luv  ,  i  know  asdj  .  i’m  gi(anna)  ,  i’m  nineteen  years  old  ( a  big  old  baby   )  ,  i  go  by  she  and  her  pronouns  and  i  currently  live  on  the  east  coast  which  throws  me  in  the  est  timezone  !!!  this  is  one  out  of  two  of  my  children  that  i’ll  be  bringing  you  ,   and  um  can  i  just  say  im  obsessed  with  the  fc  pairing  i  got  going  on  for  alistair  .  aron  piper  and   giuseppe  maggio  ?   this  is  what  heaven  is   asdfgh  .    down  below  you’ll  find  a  little  about  alistair  !  and  if  you  want  to  plot  you  can  either  smash  the  heart  button  ,  send  me  a  message  ,  or  message  me  on  discord  at  𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲#1776  .

*   𝐎𝐍𝐄                          𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒  .

a   black   eye   in   response   of   words   of   provokement   ,   lonely   nights   concealed   by   random   bodies   ,   gold   rings   sitting   on   bruised   knuckles   ,   calloused   digits   shielding   a   bright   sun   from   bloodshot   eyes   ,   distant   chatter   drowned   out   by   loud   thoughts   ,    salty  drops   gleaming   on   tan   skin   ,   enchanting   pearly   whites   ,   thunderstorms   singing   pretty   hues   to   sleep     .

*   𝐓𝐖𝐎                          𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 .

full   name.   alistair  aurelius  salazar  .   nickname(s).    alis  ,  ali  .   preferred   name.   alistair  .   past  age.   twenty  two  .   present  age.   thirty  two  .   date  of  birth.   november  first  .  zodiac.  scorpio  . gender.    cis  man .   pronouns.   he  and  him  .   sexuality.  pansexual  .   younger  faceclaim.   aron  piper  .   older  faceclaim.   giuseppe  maggio   .   character  inspiration.    hardin  scott  ,   niccolo  govender  rossi  ,  lip  gallagher  ,  and   bellamy  blake  .

*   𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄                          𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐒  .

(   physical  abuse  ,  slightly  detailed     )

    sorrows  and  raindrops     ,   remnants  of  a  first  breath  that  established  the  tone  of  the  upbringing  of  curly  locks  and  pearly  whites  that  never  flashed  for  too  long  .      he  was  a  prisoner  in  a  punishment  meant  for  another  .   he  was  a  prisoner  to  rage  .

   he’s  made  up  of  pleads  ,   and  sobs  that  still  haunt  his  childhood   .   neglected  of  forehead  kisses  and  bedtime  stories   ,  gifted  fists  against  previously  bruised  flesh  in  substitution  .    black  and  blue  decorating  his  body  so  frequency  that  for  a  while  he  forgot  what  he  looked  like  without  them  .   

   one  night  ,  he   held  his  broken  arm  in  his  lap  and  begged  her  to  tell  him  why  ,  why  did  she  hate  him  so  much  ?    she  never  answered  ,   didn’t  even  move  a  muscle  .   left  her  seven  year  old  child  to  pull  himself  off  of  the  floor  and  out  the  door  .  that  was  his  last  memory  of  her  .

    left  in  the  care  of  the  foster  system    and  a  year  later  was  put  into  the  custody of  a  man  who  was  suppose  to  be  his  father  .   a  politician  who  had  cared  more  about  his  image  then  his  own  blood  eight  years  earlier  .   not  an  excuse  ,  his  father  would  learn  that  with  the  help  of  guilt  eating  him  from  the  inside  out  .  did  everything  he  could  think  of  to  make  it  up  ,    not  an  easy  challenge  .  

*   𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑                         𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓 .

walked  hand  in  hand  with  being  difficult  .      labeled  the  broken  bird  .  the  dirt  bag  .   found  traces  of  himself  in  chaos  and  so  he  became  it  .    a  smart  boy  drowning  in  a  hurt  he  had  not  fully  recovered  from  .    got  better  as  the  years  went  ,   and  twenty  two  was  his  golden  years  of  doing  his  very  best  to  not  self  destruction  .  

kept  himself  busy  ,  but  that  does  not  mean  he  kept  himself  out  of  trouble  .  a  smart  boy  who  had  the  ability  to  stumble  into  class  with  black  rims  covering  regrets  from  the  previous  night  .   cannabis  was  the  best  form  of  therapy  and  getting  blacked  out  on  weekdays  was  his  favorite  sin  .   

careless  and  impulsive  ,  everyone’s  favorite  partner  in  crime  .  bruised  knuckles  and  a  fat  lip  were  the  consequence  of  a  insolent  mouth  that  never  knew  when  to  stop  .   smiled  with  blood  dripping  from  his  mouth  and  returned  to  his  dorm  with  bruised  knuckles  ,  now  he  remembered  what  he  looked  like  .    

charming  words  and  wandering  hands  might’ve  fooled  you  ,  but  commitment  for  him  was  unreachable  .   he  was  stuck  in  the  mindset  that  he  was  too  fucked  up  for  someone  to  love  him  and  it  showed  in  every  relationship  he  had  ever  had  .   he  was  the  heartbreaker  ,  or  more  so  the  cold  hearted  .  used  others  to  silence  the  demons  in  his  head  and  left  before  the  sun  crept  through  curtains  .  

*   𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄                         𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓  .

ten  years  formed  a  new  label  ,  the  phoenix  .   the  businessman  .    moved  around  until  he  settled  in   san  francisco  where  he  soon  opened  up  a  bar  with  his  business  partner  .   successful  ,  finally  funded  his  own  life  with  money  that  he  earned  .  but  there  was  more  to  him  then  just  expensive  cars  and  days  being  referred  to  as  boss  . 

healed  in  more  ways  then  he  had  been  ten  years  ago  ,  thanks  to  the  help  of  actual  therapy  (  though  cannabis   was  still  a  friend  )   .   greatest  achievement  was  finding  forgiveness  in  his  heart  for  his  father  and  building  a  normal  son  -  father  relationship  .    

decided  early  he  didn’t  want  kids  and  instead  adopted  a  pitbull  named  kyson  .   his  best  friend  and  as  those  around  him  joke  ,  his  son  .   is  his  background  a  picture  of  him  and  his  dog  ,  yes  .  mind  your  business  .

now  a  known  playboy  ,  though  most  aren’t  surprised  .  says  he’s  too  busy  for  relationships  but  it’s  just  the  fact  that  some  things  never  change  and  commitment  was  still  a  scary  thing  .  

recently  ,  as  in  the  last  three  years  ,  moved  to  riccione  ,  where  he  opened  up  his  fourth  bar  .   lives  in  a  house  on  the  beach  and  only  returns  home  every  few  months  (  plus  the  holidays  )  .  has  become  a  big  beach  bum  ,  but  he  likes  the  environment  .  does  the  whole  beach  life  activities  too  ,  the  hiking  and  the  surfing  (  though  he’s  not  very  good  )   .  

no  longer  a  fighter  ,  and  instead  is  the  one  breaking  them  up  .   realized  there  was  one  thing  he  never  wanted  to  be  ,  his  mother  ,  and  so  he’d  never  resort  to  using  his  fist  unless  in  the  act  of  defense  and  even  then  he’s  had  a  good  job  of  walking  away  .  

*   𝐒𝐈𝐗                         𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓  𝐈𝐍  𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓   .

back  to  square  one  .  no  memories  of  who  he  grew  up  to  be  ,  just  the  old  feeling  of  anger  and  hurt  .   sad  to  see  his  process  thrown  out  the  window  ,  his  healing  cracked  open  .  the  biggest  question  ,  is  will  he  get  to  his  end  point  once  again  or  will  a  second  chance  be  his  downfall  ?

*   𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍                          𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒  .

has  always  taken  very  good  care  of  himself  in  the  sense  of   what  he  puts  into  his  body  ,  even  in  college  he  paid  important  attention  to  diet  and  exercise  .  

doesn’t  speak  of  his  mother  ,  or  at  least  he  didn’t  .  you  asked  a  question  and  got  silence  in  return  .  most  never  actually  knew  what  the  first  seven  years  of  his  life  was  ,  which  left  many  in  shock  when  he  finally  decided  to  open  up  about  it  .

he  doesn’t  like  nicknames  and  prefers  to  be  called  just  alistair  ,  though  some  people  do  get  a  pass  ,  even  if  that  pass  comes  with  a  hard  look  .

his  drink  of  choice  is  bourbon  but  he  hasn’t  been  a  bigger  drinker  since  his  college  days  ...  his  friends  would  joke  it’s  because  he  overdid  it  too  many  times  in  his  younger  years  . 

*  𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓                          𝐓𝐇𝐄   𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒  .

*   these  are  simply  just  ideas  to  give  us  something  to  start  with  ,  i  am  open  to  anything  that  is  not  mentioned  as  well  am  completely  and  totally  okay  with  switching  things  around  and  adding  things  to  these  ideas !!!  i  love  plotting  and  bouncing ideas  off  of  each  other  so  don’t  be  afraid  to  stray !

                    YOU’RE  BAD  FOR  MY  HEALTH  ,  YEAH  YOU  SHOULD  HURT  SOMEBODY  ELSE  (  PAST  CONNECTION  ┋  OPEN    )  .    he  was  bad  for  their  health    ,   a  rollercoaster  that  consisted  of  too  many  downs  .  toxic  ?  yes  .  in  love  ?  in  denial  .  but  whatever  was  between  these  two  ,  it  kept  them  at  each  others  throats  and  in  each  other  bed  .   this  was  not  the  one  who  got  away  ,  it  was  the  one  he  needed  to  stay  away  from  . 

                   WILL  HE  ALWAYS  BE  MINE  ?   ( PRESENT  CONNECTION  ┋  OPEN   ) .    his  first  adult  relationship  ,  and  like  alistair  himself  it  was  not  always  easy  .  long  nights  ,  busy  days  ,  sometimes  this  relationship  felt  like  it  was  set  up  to  fail  ..  and  then  they  got  their  moments  where  butterflies  flapped  their  wings  and  rose  spreaded  to  cheeks  and  it  really  seemed  like  it  would  work  ...  but   good  moments  ,  they  come  and  go  and  this  relationship  leaves  the  other  thinking  how  long  they  might  have  alistair  . 

                  I  GOT  A  BAD  IDEA  ( PAST  CONNECTION  ┋  OPEN   ) .    he  looked  to  his  left  and  saw  them  ,  and  when  he   looked  in  front  of  him  he  saw  the  bars  and  regrets  forming  .   these  two  were  a  duo  that  wreaked  havoc   ,  being  around  them  meant  cop  sirens  and  bad  decisions  .  these  two  were  ,  what  do  they  say  ?  young  and  dumb  .

                  WHOLE  SQUAD  MOBBIN  EVEN  THOUGH  WE  ONLY  SIX  DEEP  ( PAST  CONNECTION  ┋  OPEN   ) .    his  best  buddies  (  that  i  manage  are  still  apart  of  his  life  in  present  time  )  made  up  of  two  to  three  others  .  they  are  his  people  ,  his  picked  family  .   

                I  SWEAR  IF  I  EVER  LEFT  YOU  IN  THE  COLD  ,  IT’S  CAUSE  IT  WAS  COLDER  INSIDE   (  PRESENT  CONNECTION  ┋  OPEN   )  .   a  old  friend  who’s  no  longer  that  ,  a  friend  .  i  picture  this  to  be  more  complicated  then  what  it  seems  ,  but  picture  these  two  going  from  being  attached  at  the  hip  to  not  speaking  to  one  another  .

                  CAN  YOU  IMAGINE  ?   ( PAST  CONNECTION  ┋  OPEN   ) .    that  one  person  who  badly  wanted  something  more  from  alistair  and  got  exactly  the  opposite  .   lovers  in  the  way  of  intimacy  but  one  sided  emotionally  .